Saturday, March 31, 2012
The Happy Kitty
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Here's something I've been thinking about.
At Home in a Falling World
Outside the world is rushing
With terrifying speed
Terrifying word, and
Terrifying deed –
In here we hide pretending
While energy expending ---
Well I hate to tell you children,
I hate to say it at all
But this world we’re in
With its dance and spin
Is going to spiral down and fall.
Will we crash and burn?
We have yet to learn
Just exactly how it’ll go:
Maybe break apart,
Maybe break your heart
Maybe settle down real slow.
I’m not a Cassandra
It’s not a revival;
I’m just kind of worried
About our survival.
It’s not that I want you
To go around scared
It’s just that I think
That you should be prepared.
When the X hits the fan
We’ll just have to discover
The way to survive
Is by helping each other.
And I want you to know
Life can turn on a dime
And something you thought
would be there for all time
Can end up a moment of history –
Our being is always a mystery.
Corn is King
Corn is King
Well call me corn or you can call me maize
I’ve become a part of human ways.
Both on my own and with my buddy soy
Most of the place we can enjoy.
Yes we couldn’t get much more of the planet
If my buddy soy and I just ran it.
Yes the humans think they’re in charge of it all
But they jump when I say and they come when I call.
Well I’m the one for whom they cleared the fields
and they kill off my enemies to boost my yields.
They feed me food to make me grow
until I’m pretty enough to show.
They put me in all kinds of food they eat
They just love corn syrup – it is so sweet.
An emulsifier – a thickening goop
The humans put me in their soup.
No matter if they have to use fossil fuel
Whatever is good for corn is the rule.
Oh, thank you for cutting down the woods.
Thanks for using me in so many goods.
You humans think you’re on top it’s true
But corn has really colonized you!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Passover Rap
PASSOVER RAP
copyright rfisher2008
Narrator
Well settle yourselves,
Get the pillows just right:
for here is the story
of Passover night.
Miriam
I’m Miriam, Moses’ sister
I put that baby in the river
And watched from the reeds while Pharaoh’s daughter
Pulled that cradle out of the water.
And really things could have gone much worse:
I fixed it so mother became Moses’ nurse.
Pharoah’s Daughter
I raised that boy up like a prince,
But he found God and I haven’t seen him since.
Aaron
And I’m Aaron, Moses’ bro
I gotta do his talking cause he’s kinda slow –
Slave
And I ain’t nuthin’ but a Hebrew slave
Spend my whole life workin’ on Pharaoh’s grave.
Pharaoh 1
Well I’m Pharaoh, favored of Ra
My rule goes down to Nubia,
And I’m reachin’ for Ethiopia
While I’m tradin’ with Mesopotamia.
I got people building statues of me
That are gonna last till eternity
(or at least – till a poet named Shelley)[see Ozymandias]
Anyway, that Moses cat
Turned out to be a real brat:
He kills a guy and runs away
and then comes back to free the slaves!
Tzipporah
I’m Tzipporah and I come from Midian
When I saw the stranger I knew he was a cityman
Egyptian clothes and blood on his hands
And pretty soon Moses became my man.
That’s right, I’m Tzipporah, Moses’ wife
And living with him has been some kind of life.
When the man wants water he beats on a stone
And I seen him talking to bushes, alone.
We wander the desert but what can you do –
(Sung to the tune of the last line of Beautiful Dreamer)
It ain’t easy being married to a Jew.
Moses
My name is Moses, and I thought it odd
The very first time I talked to God
From a bush on fire the great Voice spoke
When the bush didn’t burn I knew it was no joke –
And He said, “Go get your people free,”
And I looked back and I said, “Why me?”
And God said when they see what I can do
Even Pharaoh will listen to you.”
So I went back to Egypt land
And among the slaves I found my clan
And I told Pharaoh to let my people go;
Everyone knows that he said, “No!”
He told the slaves to make bricks from mud,
So I turned the Nile water to blood –
But Pharaoh had a hardened heart –
So nine more plagues had to start.
Darkness came without a morn
And the death of the first born;
All over Egypt people cried
When even the firstborn cattle died,
So finally pharaoh relented
And to our departure consented.
Pharaoh 2
Well I’m Pharaoh, ruler of all
And releasing the Jews was a tricky call –
They built our cities, they built our graves –
Can you raise a monument without slaves?
But frogs and death and hail and boils –
I let them go with Egypt’s spoils.
His Yahweh put on quite a show
After ten plagues they had to go.
I changed my mind and we gave chase
To tell the truth, it wasn’t much of a race:
They were on foot, we in chariots proud,
And we would have caught up it if weren’t for that cloud.
That funny cloud made it hard to see,
But we caught up with them finally.
They got to the sea and they somehow crossed
Even then I didn’t know how much would be lost.
When I saw the Hebrews on the other side
I ordered my army to buck the tide.
When I saw them sink beneath the waves
I thought, “Maybe I don’t need those slaves.”
I went back alone to Egypt’s glory
And that’s my last part in this story.
We were out in the desert and just for a laugh,
We had Aaron make us a golden calf.
After a lifetime of captivity
We thought we were due some festivity;
But when Moses saw us going wild
He said the law had been defiled.
I guess he couldn’t take a joke:
He threw those tablets and they broke.
Then Moses went back up the mount
And brought back commandments, ten by some count.
Desert Slave 2
We walked in the desert with aching feet,
Nothing to drink and nothing to eat
And we told Moses to take us back,
And Moses gave the rock a whack.
Out from the rock did water spew,
And we gathered manna with the dew.
Miriam II
I walked with our people
Right through the sea
A miracle
That made us free
When we reached the far shore
I saw my chance
And pulled out my timbrels
And started to dance
And all those years in the desert lands
It was I who found water amid the sands
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Narrator
That’s all I have for now, my friends,
Tho’ I wouldn’t say the story ends:
The people did receive the Law,
Still much revered as the Torah.
So eat your matzoh
And drink your wine,
And thank Yah we’re free
To have a good time!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
So Icy and so Late
So Icy and so Late
copyright Rebecca Fisher 2011
Got my coat, hat, and gloves and all of the rest
In this kind of cold you go out fully dressed.
I’d much rather stay home but my dog’s so distressed
That I’m taking a walk though it makes me depressed.
I’ll be out on the road and I’ll feel all alone
The cold and the wind leave me chilled to the bone
The sidewalks are rutted with old ice and snow
I’d rather stay home but the pup’s gotta go,
Years ago my daughter made me say
I’d walk for exercise every day
And always have a dog for a pet
I haven’t broken my promise yet.
I’m not gonna shun my responsibility –
This dog is totally dependent on me.
Though I’m not her mother I’m trying my best
I’ll admit that I love her -- and that she’s a pest!
But something bleak is in the night
There is a dark in all that white
I feel I’m brushed with secret grief
Will telling of it bring relief?
Is it just that my life isn’t quite what I’d hoped it?
Or is modern life just too damn much to cope with?
Would you believe I went out at three thirty a. m.?
That’s right my dog needed a walk once again.
I just wish I hadn’t watched that documentary
About an arctic expedition in the nineteenth century.
Needless to say it was quite a disaster…
Come on, Pooch, let’s get home faster!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Snow Thoughts -- a new poem
Arguing with my Neighbor while Walking the Dog on A Snowy Day
I really don’t want to go out in the snow
But my dog keeps on barking, so walking we go –
I’ve put on her coat and her booties because
She needs the protection from ice in her paws,
And I’m wearing two pairs of gloves on my hands
The weather is almost more than I can stand.
The wind is now blowing, it’s cold and it’s wet
The past couple of days have been the worst yet.
My neighbor says this isn’t from global warming
We’re just subject to some unusual storming.
He says he remembers – he claims it’s no yarn
The winter the snow reached the roof of his barn.
If I think that the weather is some kind of mystery
He can supply an appropriate history.
I don’t try to argue, I don’t contradict him
(it’s never his fault and he’s always a victim).
If I say that last year was the hottest one yet,
He’ll say that the problem is people forget
How very unbearable August can be
It’s harder to tell cause we’ve all got A.C.
Just ask the old-timers, they’re sure to tell
The way summer used to be hotter than hell,
And winter was even much colder than now,
He says from his perch on his under-used plow
Which he rides all around, he’s so happy to see
A winter that acts like they all used to be,
As snowy and cold as when he was a child,
Forgetting that lately they’ve mostly been mild.
And meanwhile I have to go on with my walk,
My dog is impatient with stopping to talk.
And anyway it would be futile to try
To explain all the damage we’ve done to the sky.
He’ll just think that I am absurdly naïve
And ignorant and that is why I believe
The conclusions asserted by leaders of science,
It’s all just a case of mistaken reliance
On people who thrive on pursuing alarm –
The earth is so big that we can’t do it harm!
Never mind that our actions have taken their toll
While our civilization burns oil, gas and coal
These storms are a sign of a change in the air
And I’m wondering if I had better prepare
To face a world radically different than now
But truth to be told I have no idea how
It all will shake out, how the world will be changed
And long standing patterns will be rearranged –
Already it’s different, and this much I know
I need better clothes to go out in the snow!
